what you're thinking: "Greg, how come whenever I listen
to regular radio, all I hear are so many of those whiny love
songs with victim messages? Songs like, 'I'm So Miserable
Without You, It's Like You Were Here.' Or, 'If You Won't Leave
Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will.'
I want some music that will lift me up! Help me to rise
and fly! Fill me with love, laughter, hope, and inspiration!
Greg, that's the kind of music I need in my
life, but Greg, where can I find music like that?"
right here on this little website! That's right. Not one,
but two CDs full of music that will amuse,
inspire, uplift and entertain you and your family for decades
what you're thinking: "Greg, that's fantastic! But
Greg, which one should I get?"
that is limited thinking! And because I don't want
you to waste even one precious minute of your mental energy
on a decision like that, I've combined both CDs into one
low-priced double album: "Saving The World From
Whiny Victim Love Songs."
new double CD is dedicated to the fact that music is powerful,
and a huge influence. That it gets to us when we're
not even thinking about it.
very funny movie, High Fidelity, opens with John
Cusack's character looking into the camera and saying,
with obvious humorous angst, "What came first, the
music or the misery? People worry about kids
playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some
sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody
worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands,
of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and
loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable?
Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
you think relationships are challenging enough without getting
brainwashed to be love slaves or take hostages
by songs that tell us things like:
me, control me, treat me like Kleenex, but love me.
2. My life is nothing without you. You're my only reason
3. If you ever leave me, I'll kill myself. Or worse.
4. I always knew you'd leave. I'm a born loser.
5. I'm worthless without you. Fertilizer.
6. My life is over now.
7. Might as well get drunk.
Doesn't exactly get the old endorphins flowing, does it?
Well friends, I have good news: Help is on the way!
(ADVISORY: CONTAINS ANTI-DEPRESSIVE LYRICS)